Ben's says

Ben: " I have a son, his name is Dash."
Ben: "Leanne your parents are old they are going to die"
Ben: “God and Jesus are in heaven because they got hit by a car”

he told me and Leanne that our bathing suits were pretty, but that was after he laughed at mine and called it ugly.

he told me and leanne that we were wonderful

Ben was taking a bath and after awhile I said "aren't you done yet?" he replied " No, I really stink, you know."

Ben and Leanne wanted to o swimming, but I said No because we didn't have any money. Ben said "Maybe we culd buy some money at the store."

Ben was talking to Grandma poopiehead, and she told him about a mistake and she told him its alright everyone makes mistakes. Then Ben said "Not Grandma Ginny"
Ben: “If a guy were to see this room he would say (deep voice) This is cool”
Mom: “What would a woman say “
Ben: (in a high voice) “this is cool”
Ben: “Mom, you smell like a beautiful rose, and daddy smells like poo poo”

Ben: "Those 2 restaurants give me the giggles"
Ben: "Lets get this paaaty (party) started, Lets get this paaaty (party) started, (whisper) Lets get this paaaty (party) started"

MORE SAYINGS AS THEY COME